Hi, I'm back now, and I got a book! That was four months ago. I want to revive it, but I don’t know what to post there. I am currently trying to revive a language my sister and I started making a while back. You know that song, right? All I remember is playing a keyboard at the store for some reason, and that the dream ended with a random car horn. "; string[] words = line.Split(new[] { " " }, StringSplitOptions.None); string word = ""; … Anyways, I really like it because... um, I don't know, actually. The empty one is blue, and the one with the water is pink. max_length and the other for storing the line having the maximum length i.e. It's also a pretty cool language. That is, unless that thing is languages or LTEs. There's gotta be someone who'll find this text and dedicate their time to reading it, even if it takes thousands of years for that to happen. I'm just gonna try it and see if I make it. I shouldn't tell you, actually. 42,549 characters divided by 10 days is about 4254 characters. Anyways, I had a dream last night which was basically a whole movie I don't remember most of. It's an amazing song. Hello, everyone! It's this language that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal language". It's especially been like that ever since the four month gap. The four month gap probably significantly drops that amount. That's pretty exciting. My sister just read the entirety of what I've written today for some reason. That was one of my favorite memes. I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. 2. share. My computer's screensaver is even still a DVD screensaver. That library was where I used to have web design classes. What a funny joke, right? The longest word in any given language depends on the word formation rules of each specific language, and on the types of words allowed for consideration.. Agglutinative languages allow for the creation of long words via compounding.Words consisting of hundreds, or even thousands of characters have been coined.Even non-agglutinative languages may allow word formation of … I got that water bottle because I lost my other one at school. You will have discovered some new music, and it will all be because of me. So, there's a … I made a private world on OurWorldOfText for my sister and I, but she doesn't want to join it. Why!?!?! Random gibberish text to use in web pages, site templates and in typography demos. I just realised that next year will be 2020. The end of the decade is approaching fast. Just thought I'd share that fact. That's a part of me that's slowly disappearing. Now I’m here adding more to this text. That's the fifth time I've said that. Now she found the wigs and she’s considering buying one. Now I'm tempted to do that, even though I said I wouldn't set a goal like that every day. But I never finished it, especially since I'm focusing on this thing now. Normally, you may count the number of the text strings in the list one by one and compare them to get the result. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose! Not the longest, but still pretty long. I think I might change the LTE page a little. All I hear right now is Baby Shark being blasted upstairs. At that time I had two little electronic toys: one was orange and for numbers, and one was purple and for letters. Read this text however you want to, it doesn't matter if you read this entire text from start to finish or not. Nobody knows, and nobody will ever know. If you remember, my sister did a little bit of keymash in this text a while ago. Hopefully nobody died of boredom from reading between "Wow, it has been a while" and the EMT. Perhaps you're reading this long after I've passed my goal, in which case you still have quite a bit to go. That would've broken my rule of not saying the F word. That's pretty cool. You know what? KISS. New! Nobody likes boring. By the way, if you're wondering what this "something" was, it was GoAnimated Garbage: The Movie, which was supposed to be an hour long episode of a series I made to make fun of random GoAnimate videos. These punishments can range from having to downgrade your operating system, to having your computer destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to death. What is my life coming to? That was when I still played Roblox and made terrible YouTube videos. World’s longest oof. If he had never shown me YouTube, I wouldn't be here writing this text, and you wouldn't be reading it. Guys, I'm not sure if I'm gonna make it to 15,000. "b" looks, um, good? Select HTML output from the box bellow. That is assuming you're reading this at all. Now I had two water bottles. GAS 2U! Why? That's pretty sad. I'm not typing with my nose right now, because it takes too long, and I wanna get this text as long as possible quickly. Each hex contains four walls. GOP wrote 5 of 10 longest bills. Have you heard of the Library of Babel? But oh well. "a" looks nice too, arguably nicer. Wow, it has been a while since I last added to this. Summary To find the longest string (name, word, etc.) I'm gonna go sleep now. March 2, 2012. You remember that, right? But nowadays when I see it hit the corner, I don't have as much enthusiasm as I used to. In fact, it's used in the first frame (well, close enough) of "history of the entire world, i guess", which makes me love that video even more. Oh well. The most recently updated LTE I've seen is the RainbowFluffySheep LTE, which I believe was last updated in late 2018. These sections are getting shorter and shorter each day. Wait, what goal should I set? I should also mention that the blue one is mine, while the pink one is my sister's. Waffles is a funny word. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something. Wait... 4 months? Only one refers to my mom. Reading. Hey, I'm back. But it's fiiiiine. That's all I remember. That should be enough explaination, now that I think about it. How do other LTE writers have so many topics to talk about? Actually, I really should turn it off now. I will also try to avoid writing about the same exact boring topic for the rest of this text. My sister is chugging applesauce. I'm tired, so I'm gonna go to sleep. Stay tuned for more fun adventures as you read through this LTE. Oh, I forgot to mention that my sister is back from school. You may also enjoy Ubbi Dubbi, where you place 'ub' before every vowel sound. I don't care if you're a furry reading this right now, I just don't wanna have to torture everyone else. That's the point where we're one tenth of the way to making this the longest text ever, meaning all I have to do is write the equivalent of everything I've already written so far nine more times! Plus she's a slow typer. And in his spare time, he writes the longest work of fan fiction ever composed. So here it is! Anyways, for those who are insane enough to be reading this entire thing from the start: Wow, you have quite the dedication. Almost all of these refer to my sister. One time, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie script for no reason. "It'll" is too boring. Also, I'm gonna try and write as much as possible in this LTE today. That's right! As of that previous sentence, there are 42,549 characters in this LTE. We had some good memories in that server though. Sort by. I had to use my finger. No idea. It amazes me how one can work on a single conlang for that long. So that was quite the adventure. So I wish you luck on your Longest Text Ever reading adventure! I'm not even a tenth of the way there yet, but give it a month and I'm sure I'll get there. Normally "haven't" isn't used if it's alone as a verb, as in "I haven't my keys". So with that out of the way, let’s talk about how I first became a furry. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey, I'm back. I sing that song in Viesa, but I make up half of the lyrics. So if I reach my goal today, this text will be longer than the longest joke in the world! That was the last thing I expected to see in July 2019. I'm sure the papers are still here somewhere. It's pretty fun and easy! You might need to know some linguistic knowledge to understand it, though. Yup, my favorite word is "epic". Okay, luckily she's run out of songs to play. I don't know. These are the first few words of the new… the best … the Longest Text In The Entire History Of The Known Universe! Floccinaucinihilipilification. Forbid. I'd hate to be aware of someone reading this entire thing... like, if I had to sit and watch a family member or something read this entire text, I would cringe so hard. Anyways, I just combined every single LTE I know of (including this one) and put it onto one single page on a Wikia wiki called "No Rules Wiki". Nevermind, it's already done cooking. Sorry about my sister. When I made that video, it was a big transition for my channel. My computer crashed AGAIN, and I was ignorant enough to not save my work, so that means I have to start this part of the text all over again. It might be, but it sounds like somewhat of a stretch for me to write that much in a single day. Actually, she's writing stuff now, so ignore everything I said previously. But hey, as long as it's long! Maybe sometime in the future I'll do a bigger goal, like 15,000 or even 20,000 in one day. My sister is brushing my back with a hairbrush, and I don't know why. Nobody, that's who. It just feels so futuristic! Very strange fact incoming. She's gross like that. I would also be a quarter of the way to my goal. To find the longest string from it, the following sheet has been considered as an example. I just added translations of this LTE into various conlangs on my website! So grandpa asked if we wanted to have lunch and spend an afternoon with him, and we said yes. Why am I even doing this? Because I don't know of any world record books that have "Longest Text Ever" as a record. Wow! It probably changes with different screen resolutions and devices. Goodbye! This is relevant for strings that use fancy Unicode characters, in which case the length in bytes is greater than the regular length. And since I’m writing this on my phone, I’m making a lot more typos than usual. She is truly a strange human being. I said to myself, “You know what? It's more common than words you'd expect to be common, like "you", "I'm", "for", "be", "about", "was", and so on. I'm gonna take a break for now! That was how I got into synthwave. Why are you reading this, anyways? I should have listened to my past self, who said not to do goals every day. Hey, do you ever feel like you never have any idea what you’re talking about? Hopefully it's a lot, because I wanna hold a world record! Hey, flashback to when I said that way at the beginning of this text! Guess I’ll just have to wait. Nonetheless. The Longest Joke in the World * * * Lost in the Desert. Posted by 2 years ago. I need a topic. In fact, right now I'm pressing Ctrl+S after every sentence! But I still enjoy them occasionally, even if Pig Latin and Ubbi Dubbi are inefficient and easy to crack, and Viesa is easy to crack yet unneccesarily difficult. So I have to use Microsoft Edge for now. Write a python program to find the longest words. I also vaguely remember having a fan that lit up and displayed custom messages. share. 67% Upvoted. Stay tuned for more fun games as you read through this LTE. Basically, a Barney error is when a user's computer/console/whatever session is interrupted by a "Barney Error", a message informing the user that Barney has been killed, and the device must not be turned off because it's an "important message". I'm such a liar! She IS evil if she wants my computer to crash. Hello, I have returned after yet another long absence. I just checked to see if my old Weebly website still exists, since there's an Atch OS download on there and I wanted to see if it dissapeared from existence or not. Welp, I guess I should just accept that I’m editing that world of text alone for the rest of my life. Goodnight! And again. Not that I think there's anything wrong with being a furry, it's just that it personally makes me uncomfortable looking back on it. I will now write something in Elefen. What will happen to this LTE in a thousand years? I also once made a server where you’re not allowed to use any vowels. I started playing Garry's Mod in 2013, Minecraft in whatever year version 1.2.3 came out. Sample sheet to find the longest string in column. But at the same time, I was quite awkward and had zero social skills, so I'm not sure if I'd want to go back. I'm also learning Esperanto. Right, I remember! Now she's saying that she's gonna watch Friends on three different devices. Close. I guess I just really like talking about the weird stuff my sister does. I actually suck at math, but that’s besides the point. Maybe it's the amount of development that went into it. But what if the text gets so long that is surpasses that? This can be very relevant in specific situations, e.g. Then I made the next version: VERSION 3.0! My sister is watching a cringy video made by our old elementary school. I haven’t posted a video in a year. I have a keyboard in my room (the musical kind, not the one you type words on), and I don't really know how to play it properly, but I do it anyways. 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